[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[Draconian Guppy]

Granted. You will now be transported naked to the middle of Alaska. Enjoy the view.

I wish I had a cold beer.

Granted, you get an ice cold beer, but... it's not a twistable cap and you don't have a bottle opener and no neighbor in site since you live beside me in Alaska.

I wish I had a fire to warm my naked self in alaska.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. But that fire is the body heat of shakey (:p) who is no longer a homophobe but is definately a homosexual.

I wish I owned a private jet.

[Reacon]

Granted. But that fire is the body heat of shakey ( :p ) who is no longer a homophobe but is definately a homosexual.

I wish I owned a private jet.

Granted, but it cannot fly (or get a street license)

I wish my stupid DSL was faster :(

[pasty2k2]

Granted, but your upload speed is 1 kbps.

I wish my LPs would arrive today.

[Neo Razgriz]

Granted, but they arrive in a less than satisfactory condition (I confess I don't know what you mean by LPs)

I wish for the ability of Technopathy. By definition, I have over-ruling control of all computerized devices in the world.

[shakey]

Granted, but they arrive in a less than satisfactory condition (I confess I don't know what you mean by LPs)

I wish for the ability of Technopathy. By definition, I have over-ruling control of all computerized devices in the world.

Granted, but then one night while sleeping you have a nightmare and all the machines go crazy and end up killing you and everyone else in the world.

I wish I knew how I ended up in the whole homophobe/homosexual debate lol.

[pasty2k2]

Granted, but you find out that you are neither and are not-of-this-earth!

Granted, but they arrive in a less than satisfactory condition (I confess I don't know what you mean by LPs)

LP = Long Play, short for a Record!

I wish Steve Jobs all the best (go on, I dare ya!)

[Reacon]

Granted, but you find out that you are neither and are not-of-this-earth!

LP = Long Play, short for a Record!

I wish Steve Jobs all the best (go on, I dare ya!)

Granted, but he dies from over-care.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. But his heart is weak and he is kept alive by a machine that is based on Windows ME.

I wish Shakey understood why he was confused about his sexuality.

[Ka74ever]

Granted, but once he undertands.. Bang!!! Head-Shot.

I wish the Earth stands still. :p

[roadgeek9]

Granted, now the laws of motion have been demoted to the hypotheses of motion.

I wish this thread didn't get 15 posts in 3 minutes.

[Ci7]

Granted , but it fall to wormhole and got destroyed . :p

i wish i am genius like Einsteins ;)

[Sir Topham Hatt]

Granted, but then get locked up in a science lab for them to test why you are suddenly so smart.

I wish I invented the flying car!

[Lechio]

Granted. But you find out that the patent is already owned by another inventor and have to pay him 300 000 000 for patent infringement and deliver all your rights over your work to him.

I wish I had that flying car.

[roadgeek9]

Granted, now you have crashed into a plane.

I wish my cat would give me my desk back.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. Your cat slams your desk on your head killing you after moments of dizzy agony.

I wish people who posted in this forum had better grammar skills.

[KyleGM]

Granted, but your grammar skills become that of a 3 year old.

I wish that the wish I was going to make becomes the next persons wish.

[shakey]

Granted - I wish for a free sex change........... piece of crap! lol

[*RedBull*]

Granted. You are now sex neutral.

I wish people would be more creative with granting wishes.

[shakey]

granted - everyone becomes insane and starts making wishes that don't make any sense at all.

I wish for a duck to be in a toenail eating toothpicks and wearing make-up.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. You are the duck. (face it, the make up gave it away)

I wish cops couldn't use tasers.

[Ci7]

Granted. they shot you down instead .

i wish i can fly !

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

granted, you get sucked into an airplane propeller

I wish for freedom.

[Lechio]

Granted. All the criminals that were jailed are now free and everyone will thank you for that...

:alien: I wish that the aliens would just show themselves to the world and stopped adopting people. :alien:

[*RedBull*]

Granted. Just look around, they live in most places in the world, many without legal status.

I wish time travel at will.

I've never heard of space aliens adopting anyone... :blink: