[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[Lechio]

Granted. You can now go and f*#* yourself. lol... :p

I wish Mindovermaster was a cute girl.

[Antaris Veteran]

Granted, but you have to be an ugly boy to compensate.

I wish I had nice wishes...

[Lechio]

Granted. But none of those nice wishes will ever come true.

I wish I had a one-night-stand with the girl from the Antaris signature.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

i wish the origingla pink floyd was together and touring in my area,, and i wish Barak Obama wasnt president , and i wish i hadnt gotten the urge to browse this at 2 am

[Antaris Veteran]

Granted. But none of those nice wishes will ever come true.

I wish I had a one-night-stand with the girl from the Antaris signature.

Granted, but afterwards your balls must implode.

I wish the pope was Vanilla Ice

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

(Aussie, follow the rules please)

Granted, but God damns him.

I wish to have a date with Antaris's girl in the sig.

[iamshaked]

Granted, but God damns him.

I wish to have a date with Antaris's girl in the sig.

Granted, but shes actually a man.

I wish i didnt screw up my last relationship.

[Antaris Veteran]

Granted, but you must revoke the chance of ever getting into a three-way.

I wish SEGA made a Dreamcast 2 that rocked the world so much people went blind from over exposure to pure awesomenous.

"My eyes! It's too awesome!"

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but SEGA had to pay more than it's net worth to create it

I wish for a full time job

[perochan]

granted, but you are a junkie and no one wants you.

I wish Monday is as fun as Friday.

[Reacon]

Granted, but thursday, wednesday, and tuesday now take Monday's place.

I wish for my stupid package in the mail to arrive sooner.

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted but because it arrived early your package had not completed the larval stage yet and exposing it to the light killed it, you must now reorder.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, it is Britany Spears

I wish i was out of my parents house (let me guess, im now out on the streets? lol)

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted after a night on the streets you decide to shoplift some goods to make it better and are locked up in jail for 10 years

I wish i didnt have night mares from playing san andreas

[Shetland]

granted but you now wet the bed instead.

i wish i could dance.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, the only dance you know is "She Bangs"

I wish i had a life outside this thread...

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted, you now also have a life in a few Apple/Mac fanboy threads.

I wish everything on XBLA was free.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, none of it works...

I wisk USA's econmy would change for the better.

[Lechio]

Granted. But your personal economy stays the same, you just watch everyone else get rich while you remain broke.

I wish I would have a sandwich ready to eat every time I want to eat it, but without having the work of making it.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, every one is made with stale bread and outdated meat.

I wish my mother would shut up about my weight..

[Ci7]

granted , now she well complain at you for the next 100 year , cause you got "F" mark in school and dropped out .

i wish mindovermaster is my neighbour :p

[Victor Rambo]

Granted but he is a cannibal now so he will definitely eat you one day. :p

I wish Rappy was my neighbour. :shifty:

[Antaris Veteran]

Granted, but if you think he posts often, what about fapping often?

I wish I didn't have to pay tax. Ever.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but you don't get a tax refund.

I wish SkynetXrules was my 2nd cousin twice removed

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted but you are now blind, deaf, mute and anosmic, and you have a symbiotic relationship with a bumblebee.

I wish I would be sleeping one night and out of no where I would be woken up andinformed by a hologram that our universe is a complex scientific simulation experiment run by aliens and I have been chosen to be able to modify the world whenever I want.

Edited January 27, 2009 by omnicoder