images [Comic] xkcd Thread

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Took me five tries to find the right one, but I managed to salvage our night out--if not the boat--in the end.

[mulligan2k]

sorry for stealing in on your thread Mephistopheles, but todays is amazing! click to follow link to bigger version

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

This is a fun explanation to prepare your kids for; it's common and totally wrong. Good lines include 'why does the air have to travel on both sides at the same time?' and 'I saw the Wright brothers plane and those wings were curved the same on the top and bottom!'

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

The Banach-Tarski theorem was actually first developed by King Solomon, but his gruesome attempts to apply it set back set theory for centuries.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Take me down to the paradise municipality / where the grass is mauve and the girls aren't fromthisreality.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

I recently had someone ask me to go get a computer and turn it on so I could restart it. He refused to move further in the script until I said I had done that.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Or love in general, for that matter. It just leads to the idea that either your love is pure, perfect, and eternal, and you are storybook-compatible in every way with no problems, or you're LYING when you say 'I love you'.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Not to be confused with 'making money selling this stuff to OTHER people who think it works', which corporate accountants and actuaries have zero problems with.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

The test didn't (spoiler alert) destroy the world, but the fact that they were even doing those calculations makes theirs the coolest jobs ever.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

And what about all the people who won't be able to join the community because they're terrible at making helpful and constructive co-- ... oh.

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that is phenomenal, i have this dream way too often!

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Don't worry! From the light's point of view, home and your eye are in the same place, and the journey takes no time at all! Relativity saves the day again.

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oh i get it, it's a mirror!

that stupid beret had me thinking that other dude was a painter or something!

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

I read in this one article that the breaking of electroweak symmetry is the reason we have SOULS. This guy with a degree said so!

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

http://xkcd.com/813/

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

And the worst part is you won't apologize.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

As the CoKF approaches 0, productivity goes negative as you pull OTHER people into chair-spinning contests.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Dear Reader: Enclosed is a check for ninety-eight cents. Using your work, I have proven that this equals the amount you requested.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

A universe that needed someone to observe it in order to collapse it into existence would be a pretty sorry universe indeed.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Guest comic by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content, whose internal monologue hasn't been speaking to him for the past three years.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Guest comic by Bill Amend of FoxTrot, an inspiration to all us nerdy-physics-majors-turned-cartoonists, of which there are an oddly large number.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

We didn't believe you at first, but we asked like three people who were at that party. They not only corroborated your story, but even said you totally mentioned wanting to start a company someday. Sorry! If this isn't enough money, let us know.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Having a positive attitude is almost tautologically good for your mental health, and extreme stress can hurt your immune system, but that doesn't mean you should feel like **** for feeling like ****.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

According to a new paper published in the journal Science, reporters are unable to thrive in an arsenic-rich environment.

[.Markus]

Haha real funny comic this time around!!