images [Comic] xkcd Thread

[sammaritan12]

I think you gotta be sorta smart to know some of the xkcd jokes for them to make sense.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

There's still a chance you were conceived via IVF. But we've checked your mom's college yearbook photos, and whether or not she and your father had sex, it's clear that ... listen, I know this is hard for you.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Ever notice how there aren't as many thunderstorms now as there were when you were a kid? Much like 'the shuffle on my MP3 player has a bias', this is occasionally true but universally believed. Brains are so interesting!

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

The only winning move is to play, perfectly, waiting for your opponent to make a mistake.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

And if you labeled your axes, I could tell you exactly how MUCH better.

[MrFuji]

/snip

^My maths teacher from school would love that one...

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

STUDENTS ARE CALLING PRESIDENT JOHNSON EN MASSE TO PROTEST THE BOMBING AND IT'S JAMMED THE WHITE HOUSE SWITCHBOARD. COULD THEY COLLAPSE OUR CRITICAL PHONE SYSTEMS? HAS THE FIRST TELEPHONE WAR BEGUN? STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS DANGEROUS NEW TECHNOLOGY.

[lamminium]

^ LOL

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Not only is that terrible in general, but you just KNOW Billy's going to open the root present first, and then everyone will have to wait while the heap is rebuilt.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

At least, with p<0.05 confidence.

[lamminium]

^ Great speech.

[12ozMOUSE]

Meh. But Don rules.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

This also guarantees he won't be one of the ones to get a bobcat.

[brentaal]

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake.

[tsupersonic]

pretty awesome

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

We're going to have to work together to get over our hangups if we're going to learn to move on Catan's hexagonal grid. It's bad enough that we lost our crew of pawns when we passed within firing range of Battleship.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Not to be confused with Serious PuTTY, the Windows terminal client where everything is in Impact.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

For years, I took the wrong lesson from that Monster Cable experiment and only listened to my music through alligator-clipped coat hangers.

[Denis W. Veteran]

Not only is that terrible in general, but you just KNOW Billy's going to open the root present first, and then everyone will have to wait while the heap is rebuilt.

Just saw that one today. I lol'd hard at the heap :rofl:

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake.

I did that earlier this year on my school's network and freaked out over the "reported" bit. I just wanted to install a browser for Christ's sake. :laugh:

[Nick H. Supervisor]

I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I will not stop until I find out what.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

'Grandpa, what was it like in the Before time?' 'It was hell. People went around saying glass was a slow-flowing liquid. You folks these days don't know how good you have it.'

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

You can either hang out in the Android Loop or the HURD loop.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

During the week, I research my character by living in his house and raising his children.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

WAKE up in the MORning and my BREATH ain't PREtty / and noBODY'S gonna KISS me if my MOUTH smells ****ty / so I ALways brush my TEETH before I START on the JACK / sure, my DRINKing's out of HAND, but I'm conTROLLing my PLAQUE.

[+Majesticmerc MVC]

WAKE up in the MORning and my BREATH ain't PREtty / and noBODY'S gonna KISS me if my MOUTH smells ****ty / so I ALways brush my TEETH before I START on the JACK / sure, my DRINKing's out of HAND, but I'm conTROLLing my PLAQUE.

The alt text for today's is pure win :rofl: