A 5 year old Pizza, is it still okay?

[_neutrino Veteran]

In order to do a really fair test you need to test the last ounce in the bottle. That's where you get a true indication of whether it is any good or not. Just drink the rest to get it out of the way first.

lol :p

[Lord Ba'al]

Then we'd have some animal protection group on our asses.

Why? The pooch would already be dead after being run over. Eating it then wouldn't harm it anymore - just the eater, possibly :rofl:

[TaiCrunch]

So is that cheese happening or what? Surely it won't kill you.

[Lechio]

In order to do a really fair test you need to test the last ounce in the bottle. That's where you get a true indication of whether it is any good or not. Just drink the rest to get it out of the way first.

Just going to drink a sip, not the whole bottle (I'm weak). Gonna mix it up with some coke. :p

[Growled Member]

Just going to drink a sip, not the whole bottle (I'm weak). Gonna mix it up with some coke. :p

You're going to ruin it mixing it like that. Just be a man about it and drink it straight. :p

[CrashG]

You don't mix scotch, only some cheaper bourbon.

[Astra.Xtreme]

Ooo, I used to bartend and tried some J&B 30 year scotch. Wow did it ever taste like death, but it went down silky smooth. :D

[Fred Derf Veteran]

Ooo, I used to bartend and tried some J&B 30 year scotch. Wow did it ever taste like death, but it went down silky smooth. :D

You see, there is a difference between silky smooth death and just regular death (that goes beyond the extra $25 on the tag).

[CrashG]

You see, there is a difference between silky smooth death and just regular death (that goes beyond the extra $25 on the tag).

:rofl:

[Tech Star]

Honestly, I think someone should eat something really nasty and old, like my mum but ... Not my mum - Just to keep the thread going.

:laugh:

[Scorbing]

I've had a few beers with a mate and now I'm hungry, found a 5 year old frozen pizza at the bottom of my freezer ... ( Expiry date was some time in 2004 ) Is it still good, considering it has been frozen ever since or could it still go bad? I'm really hungry :(

I wouldn't eat it, but if you do, make sure you have a lot of toilet paper ready on stand-by.

[Phantom Helix]

I wouldn't eat it, but if you do, make sure you have a lot of toilet paper ready on stand-by.

My, did you even read the thread or look at the date of what you replied to lol

[Fred Derf Veteran]

And don't tell him that this thread was resurrected because, strangely, it never really went away.

[Rappy Veteran]

I wouldn't eat it, but if you do, make sure you have a lot of toilet paper ready on stand-by.

welcome to the world of today! :D

[MrChainsaw]

C'mon, are we really short of 5 people???

[kalel83]

classic

[Growled Member]

And don't tell him that this thread was resurrected because, strangely, it never really went away.

Ah god, the thread that will never die. :p

[GuJu]

Did the op really eat it? Sorry I'm too lazy to go through 30 pages on neowin mobile

[MrChainsaw]

Did the op really eat it? Sorry I'm too lazy to go through 30 pages on neowin mobile

Yes, has pics and all.

[peacemf]

surely you could have called pizza hut for delivery , FRESH pizza generally is better!!

[ChrizzMan]

surely you could have called pizza hut for delivery , FRESH pizza generally is better!!

Eh, maybe the original poster needed a bit of excitement in his life. :p

[Rappy Veteran]

surely you could have called pizza hut for delivery , FRESH pizza generally is better!!

but then we wouldn't have this epic thread ;)

[Sethos]

surely you could have called pizza hut for delivery , FRESH pizza generally is better!!

A) Didn't have any money

2) We don't have a Pizza Hut within 50 Miles

X) I once licked my bedroom wall

In different news, I'm just about to order a nice, big and juicy deep pan pizza <3

[TaiCrunch]

What if the person working at the pizza place you ordered from is a Neowin reader and decided to make you another 5-year-old pizza? :p

[ThisSiteHasLostItsCharm]

Was it really him who died or did he kill the toilet?

haha, nasty.