A 5 year old Pizza, is it still okay?


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In order to do a really fair test you need to test the last ounce in the bottle. That's where you get a true indication of whether it is any good or not. Just drink the rest to get it out of the way first.

lol :p

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Then we'd have some animal protection group on our asses.

Why? The pooch would already be dead after being run over. Eating it then wouldn't harm it anymore - just the eater, possibly :rofl:

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In order to do a really fair test you need to test the last ounce in the bottle. That's where you get a true indication of whether it is any good or not. Just drink the rest to get it out of the way first.

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Just going to drink a sip, not the whole bottle (I'm weak). Gonna mix it up with some coke. :p

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Just going to drink a sip, not the whole bottle (I'm weak). Gonna mix it up with some coke. :p

You're going to ruin it mixing it like that. Just be a man about it and drink it straight. :p

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Ooo, I used to bartend and tried some J&B 30 year scotch. Wow did it ever taste like death, but it went down silky smooth. :D

You see, there is a difference between silky smooth death and just regular death (that goes beyond the extra $25 on the tag).

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I've had a few beers with a mate and now I'm hungry, found a 5 year old frozen pizza at the bottom of my freezer ... ( Expiry date was some time in 2004 ) Is it still good, considering it has been frozen ever since or could it still go bad? I'm really hungry :(

I wouldn't eat it, but if you do, make sure you have a lot of toilet paper ready on stand-by.

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I wouldn't eat it, but if you do, make sure you have a lot of toilet paper ready on stand-by.

My, did you even read the thread or look at the date of what you replied to lol

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I wouldn't eat it, but if you do, make sure you have a lot of toilet paper ready on stand-by.

welcome to the world of today! :D

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surely you could have called pizza hut for delivery , FRESH pizza generally is better!!

but then we wouldn't have this epic thread ;)

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surely you could have called pizza hut for delivery , FRESH pizza generally is better!!

A) Didn't have any money

2) We don't have a Pizza Hut within 50 Miles

X) I once licked my bedroom wall

In different news, I'm just about to order a nice, big and juicy deep pan pizza <3

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What if the person working at the pizza place you ordered from is a Neowin reader and decided to make you another 5-year-old pizza? :p

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