Official Dogs vs Cats


Dogs or cats  

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  1. 1. What do you prefer

    • Dogs
      194
    • Catz
      191


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Six cat ladies on Neowin currently! :o (I kid, of course) :p

In all honesty, I don't pets are defined by gender as there could easily be a lady with many dogs or a man with many cats. :)

Agree, many of my errmm "man" friends have cats :P  (And I say "man", because like me, quiver on spiders :laugh: and other hairy things :shifty: )

If remixedcat would still be around dogs would not stand a chance.

whatever happened to her?

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Personally i try to avoid both. They are both perverted species.

 

Cats always try to rub their back on my legs.

Dogs make a fixation on my genitals and even tried to lick them thru my pants once or twice.

 

That's disgusting.

 

I prefer fishes. I can look at them without being afraid to be sexually assaulted.

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Personally i try to avoid both. They are both perverted species.

 

Cats always try to rub their back on my legs.

Dogs make a fixation on my genitals and even tried to lick them thru my pants once or twice.

 

That's disgusting.

 

I prefer fishes. I can look at them without being afraid to be sexually assaulted.

 

Guppies by any chance?

Oh, you're already thinking ahead for the next poll. :laugh:

What you did there, I see it!

 

 

Some dog luvin:

 

 

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Love Doge memes... Can't say cats have such an awesome meme, besides ceiling and basement cats

 

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Dogs winning by the way

In all honesty, I don't pets are defined by gender as there could easily be a lady with many dogs or a man with many cats. :)

 

ok, man with a cat is fine.    man with many cats (without dogs) is a bit worrying about his manliness. 

 

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How so? :huh:

 

well, cat ladies are the lonely women who surround themselves with cats...

 

so this would be a very lonely man.   age is not such an issue for a man, as it is for women.    so a lonely man surrounded by CATS, is not manly because of that???    can you see the logic?

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well, cat ladies are the lonely women who surround themselves with cats...

 

so this would be a very lonely man.   age is not such an issue for a man, as it is for women.    so a lonely man surrounded by cans, is not manly because of that???    can you see the logic?

 

If they are empty beer cans he may be an alcoholic!

 

 

 

 

 

j/k

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Personally i try to avoid both. They are both perverted species.

 

Cats always try to rub their back on my legs.

Dogs make a fixation on my genitals and even tried to lick them thru my pants once or twice.

 

That's disgusting.

 

 

 

are you sure you are not projecting your own perversion on them?

If they are empty beer cans he may be an alcoholic!

 

 

i am not going to even correct my post...     this is too funny of a misspelling, that seems ohh so appropriate :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

nooo... i corrected it..   lol

well, cat ladies are the lonely women who surround themselves with cats...

 

so this would be a very lonely man.   age is not such an issue for a man, as it is for women.    so a lonely man surrounded by cans, is not manly because of that???    can you see the logic?

Ah, I see your logic now! :)

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