images [Comic] xkcd Thread

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.

Large version of the image.

[MR_Candyman]

In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.

Large version of the image.

I don't get teh funnay

[kiwi89]

Man, he musta spent ages making that last one. lol

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

And now someone drunk and hot stumbles in, one thing follows another, and the next roommate to return home sleeps in the hall lounge orbital.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Dad, where is Grandpa right now?

[brentaal]

Excellent recovery: ... which we could try to use to somehow save your original brother!

Edited November 9, 2009 by brentaal

[Guest xiphi]

You forgot to put the punchline.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

I favor approval voting or IRV chiefly because they mean we might get to bring back The Bull Moose party.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

It may be a fundamentally empty experience, but holy crap the Droid's 265 ppi screen is amazing.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

They laugh now, but within 10 years the city's entire criminal class will have quit to work on space research.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine. For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Moments later, the White Witch rolls up and, confused, tries to tempt the probe with a firmware upgrade.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

I bet he'll keep quiet for a couple weeks and then-- wait, did you nail a piece of scrap wood to my antique table a moment ago?

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

And from that day on, I wore this little 'F' key pendant everywhere I went.

[Rob2687]

I never knew about that F key thing until now...

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

What? Oh, no, the 'Enchanted' soundtrack was just playing because Pandora's algorithms are terrible. [silence] ... (quietly) That's how you knooooooow ...

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

The other two are still lost on the infinite plane of uniform density.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Wow, that's less than $200 per ... uh ... that's a good deal!

[MightyJordan]

OK, that's the first XKCD comic in a long time that's made me chuckle a bit. :p

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Hey, let go! We were all thinking it! Someone had to speak truth to power!

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

An hour later: SUGGESTION: LICK HER NIPPLE MORE.

[gigapixels Veteran]

LOL so true! That's the only feature that bugs me about the latest version. No Facebook, I do not want to write on <random friend>'s wall, but thanks for the suggestion :rolleyes:

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Obligatory bad guy: This operation is sheer foolishness, and it's not happening on my watch! Mainly because I can't figure out how to adjust the time.

[pyehac]

Will they go at night?

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

On one hand, every single one of my ancestors going back billions of years has managed to figured it out. On the other hand, that's the mother of all sampling biases.