images [Comic] xkcd Thread

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

I mean, what's more likely -- that I have uncovered fundamental flaws in this field that no one in it has ever thought about, or that I need to read a little more? Hint: it's the one that involves less work.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

If I'm such a god, why isn't Maru *my* cat?

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

If I'm such a god, why isn't Maru *my* cat?

:laugh:

One of my favorites.

[Kami-]

lmfao?

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Link only because of swear words being used.

[Smashing Pumpkin]

Link only because of swear words being used.

Hahaha, yeahhh so true :p

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

A technology that is '20 years away' will be 20 years away indefinitely.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is not to observe it.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?

[pyehac]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/december_25th.png

If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?

OMG! (my friend's birthday is tomorrow, so he's in the same predicament.)

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

This doesn't take into account the energy imparted by orbital motion (or gravity assists or the Oberth effect), all of which can make it easier to reach outer planets.

Large version of the picture.

[Phantom Helix]

<<Snipped>>

This doesn't take into account the energy imparted by orbital motion (or gravity assists or the Oberth effect), all of which can make it easier to reach outer planets.

Large version of the picture.

:blink:

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Force-choking the chicken.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

The rat's perturbed; it must sense nanobots! Code grey! We have a Helvetica scenario!

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

The BBC lead was 'The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it.' I couldn't read it with a straight face.

[Colin-uk Veteran]

lol'd :p

[Smashing Pumpkin]

hahahah, brilliant :D

[.Markus]

haha funniest strip in quite a while! :laugh:

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

And every day it gets harder to fight the urge to su to the user and freak people out.

[TrueMonolith]

echo i see dead dead people.

[KiHu]

Or the pressure at the Earth's core will rise slightly.

[KiHu]

The contents of any one panel are dependent on the contents of every panel including itself. The graph of panel dependencies is complete and bidirectional, and each node has a loop. The mouseover text has two hundred and forty-two characters.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

I believe the truth always lies halfway between the most extreme claims.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

That card holds a refrigerator carton's worth of floppy discs, and a soda can full of those cards could hold the entire iTunes store's music library. Mmmm.