A 5 year old Pizza, is it still okay?

[MrChainsaw]

Are we even sure he ate it? he could have thrown it in the bin for all we know :|

Didn't you see the bite chunks? Stop trying to ruin the thread! lol

[Phalesafe]

Simpsons did it! :laugh:

[Pupik]

I know that. I'm just saying, if cooked food can't last a week after being refrigerated, I doubt frozen food can last 7 years without severe food poisoning...

Frozen food only loses taste quality when frozen for long period of time. Nothing dangerous to health, as bacteria doesn't grow in low temperatures.

[Faulty Scarab]

Any further updates?? Hope you don't get to ill.

[spartyjohnson]

Frozen food only loses taste quality when frozen for long period of time. Nothing dangerous to health, as bacteria doesn't grow in low temperatures.

bacteria still reproduces in low temperatures. Bacteria just reproduces more slowly in colder temperatures.

[Doli]

Sethos' new look

[evoman91]

Oh ****, I can just see this turning into a Neowin suicide pact. "Hey guys, let's all go out and buy a pizza and stick it in the freezer. In 10 years we'll eat it!" On the plus side, I do suppose it'll help an imperceptible amount in population control.

:rofl:

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

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[_bobcat_ Veteran]

bacteria still reproduces in low temperatures. Bacteria just reproduces more slowly in colder temperatures.

It's not just the growth of the bacteria you'd have to worry about, but the toxins produced while the bacteria does whatever it does. But yeah, colder temps can slow/pause that..

[lnmnky]

He should have burned it more. Hopefully melt off some of the toxic waste.

[Pharos]

Hey Sethos, how ya feeling buddy? :doctor:

[ramsy66]

That's the first time in ages I've read through an entire thread page for page.

So much win. :woot:

Is he still alive?

[Zain Adeel]

wow...

ive read every single post..

this is just BRAVE :p

where is he ???

[betacortex]

What a thread haha! Hopefully he's still alive and can receive his place on the idiots/heroes throne of Neowin

[GreenMartian]

wow...

ive read every single post..

this is just BRAVE :p

where is he ???

I have a guess...

[Jimmy0]

Clearly he is currently planted firmly on his toilet. :laugh:

[GreenMartian]

Clearly he is currently planted firmly on his toilet. :laugh:

His face, or the other end?

Or both, if he's flexible enough...

[Jimmy0]

If his bathroom is like mine he could have bum on the toilet and face in the sink. ;)

[The Angry Bunny]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[u2_storm]

I agree the funniest thread in a LONG time! HAHA :)

[KiHu]

Lets hope he gets back to us with updated info.

[hotdog666al]

Hahaha, Good luck mate!

Do you have anything else in your freezer? :drool:

Great thread :D

[MytMowse]

It's weird, but on my monitor it looks like it's breathing.

It wants your soulllll.....

[MrChainsaw]

The title should be changed to "Is he still ok?"

lol

[what]

I just want to say, will the people in the IRC please stop referring to this ****ing thread. Thanks.