A 5 year old Pizza, is it still okay?


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splur
I'm still around, been to the bathroom three times now and my stomach is really racing. My head is also buzzing but that might be from the alcohol. I did however find another yummy item in my freezer which is even older and a lot more meme, as soon as Dropbox is working again I will post pictures - Stay tuned and let the guessing begin >.>

alcohol and a whole pizza to one's self... might have nothing to do with the fact the pizza is 5 years old lol.

although if we don't hear from you tomorrow, we'll figure it out.

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Chasethebase

Oh wow, 14 pages?

Anyway, I'd say if the freezer has been at adequate temperature it should have been fine, but 5 years. I wouldn't touch it. A couple months maybe but not 5 years.

Also, adequate temperature is usually ~ -18 degrees celsius. (Most home freezers are around -10 though)

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Damo R.

this thread is still epic :D

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NoLiMiT06

I just read all 14 pages but it was worth it :D Keep us updated!!!

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Sethos

Just waiting for Dropbox to start working again, then I have the next delicious item on the list ready for the next time I had a few beers.

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trek

This thread is epic win. But dude, even if you did eat the whole thing, you should've just puked it back up instead of letting all the fungus sit in your system :p

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tunafish

Oh i can beat that! Had a bit of pork in my freezer been there since 2002, we have this massive freezer, and was sorting it out etc.

Anyway i looked at it and wondered......... Well i finally bit the bullet and cooked it, and so far so good, although being atad dry and loosing it's flavour a tad, i am reporting no other major side effects

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Sethos

Problem is our freezer is a pile of junk, plus we've had quite a few power-outages AND certain people forgetting to close the lid - So much of the contents have been thawed and then frozen again a few times, quite disgusting actually.

Anyway, here's the next item on the list;

Manufacture date / Expiry date;

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It's ...

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FISHDICKS! ... Sticks. Guess I have a midnight snack for next time I've had a bit to drink :rofl:

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KiHu

...Oh god...

Old Fishdicks.

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Jimmy0

Ohhh... that looks rough. :x

:rofl:

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timmmay

Ok you will most certainly die if you eat that!! lol

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Damo R.

Sethos do you ever clean your freezer? :p

keep delving you might find a dinosaur!

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Jimmy0
Sethos do you ever clean your freezer? :p

keep delving you might find a dinosaur!

One of the turkey variety? Because man... they are tasty! :D

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Fred Derf
This thread is epic win. But dude, even if you did eat the whole thing, you should've just puked it back up instead of letting all the fungus sit in your system :p

Epic thread is epic.

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Yusuf M.

At first I was like :x

but then I was like :laugh:

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Damo R.
One of the turkey variety? Because man... they are tasty! :D

haha actually that's true :p

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Lord Ba'al

Sethos, are you trying for a Darwin Award? :rofl:

Anyway, please post pics of the medics pumping out your stomach! :yes:

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Snowl

WTF dude. That's like 7 years old :vomit:

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James812

Best Forum Topic Ever. :rofl:

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null_

Dude, fish sticks that were made in 2000? Seriously?

This thread has made me consider cooking the 1 year old black forest ham in my freezer.

Also, this thread is epic. I vote this for thread of the year. :D

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a1ien

You ate a 5 year old pizza dude! 5 YEARS! Dang. I was a virgin when that pizza was made and a Pentium 4 was a cutting edge CPU!!

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Omar Hussain

Sethos, you are my hero.

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stezo2k
You ate a 5 year old pizza dude! 5 YEARS! Dang. I was a virgin when that pizza was made and a Pentium 4 was a cutting edge CPU!!

correction, athlon 64 ;)

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ViZioN

Holy crap, the one night I'm not on Neowin and I miss this epicness unfolding :(

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