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A 5 year old Pizza, is it still okay?

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Snowl    41
You ate a 5 year old pizza dude! 5 YEARS! Dang. I was a virgin when that pizza was made and a Pentium 4 was a cutting edge CPU!!

It is actually 7 years old, thats just the expiry date!

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dead.cell    4,584

Dude! Do NOT eat those fish ###### man! I don't care how much **** I've given ya, I don't want you dead!! :o

Go get your eyebrows shaved, nipples pierced, or something tattoo'd on your ass like everyone else! :rofl:

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splur    27

dear lord, don't eat that fish stuff! you'll DIEEEE!!!

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Armageddon X    5

I have to say, I have not laughed so hard in a long time.

BTW +Sethos, do not...I repeat...DO NOT eat those fish sticks!

You have been warned. :blush: :cry: :x

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Nashy    1,662

Dude, don't be an idiot. Pizza is one thing, but Fish and Chicken should never be played with.

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Kondrath    107

I'm with everyone else here - please don't eat those fish sticks, lol.

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Fred Derf    217

Yes, please do not eat the fishsticks.

But, if you do, then video it! :p

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jimbo11883    1

I've got something in my basement freezer from 1994.........

Quick, give me your address!

:D

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Lee G.    236

Don't eat the fishsticks! :o

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Fred Derf    217

If anyone else were to try this then remember to start with copious amounts of alcohol. It will act like an antiseptic.

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Growled    3,881

What can I say but.....don't eat the fishsticks. :D

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Andrew Lyle    341

Lol, this thread is epic

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Lee G.    236

I wonder if Sethos would eat this 109 year-old chocolate :shifty:

901x.jpg

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Mr. Gibs    3,865

Hahaha epic thread

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+Anarkii    2,255

This thread is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

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Raa    1,583
This thread is the greatest thing since fresh pizza

Fixed that for you :laugh:

Seth, you're a nutbag you know that? :p

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HawkMan    5,232
You ate a 5 year old pizza dude! 5 YEARS! Dang. I was a virgin when that pizza was made and a Pentium 4 was a cutting edge CPU!!

Well at least CPU's has gotten faster since then if nothign else has changed :p

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PaulCabby    2

People asking for pictures/videos. I (and I'm sure other people excluding yourselves) would rather not see/hear a grown man having a hadouken going towards the centre of the Earth on the bog! :p

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KoL    36

LMAO this thread = WIN :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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ScorpioRGc1    46
People asking for pictures/videos. I (and I'm sure other people excluding yourselves) would rather not see/hear a grown man having a hadouken going towards the centre of the Earth on the bog! :p

:laugh: That's a good one.

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Berserk87    49

waiting for 7 year expired fish sticks :D

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Damian    119
Don't eat the fishsticks! :o

Agreed!

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pwnz0r3d    4

damn. 10 year old fishsticks? i wouldn't recommend eating it :x you can keep frozen meat for a pretty long time without it going bad, but 10 years is pushing it. at least smell on the sticks before consuming them :p that stuff can be a downright hazard to eat.

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Yorak    416

Yeah I guess you are right, the pizza would actually be manufactured 7 years ago. However, it is not really considered old until it is past the expiration date. Even then, most things are good for a year or so after. It all depends what it is.

My dad would always say "it's still good!" even if it was years past the expiration date. One time years ago I found a box of stuffing mix that was about 4 years expired and wanted to feed it to him on Thanksgiving but my mom did not let me, haha.

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Tech Star    254

VERY NICE Sethos! You have become a woman today. :yes: Keep eating old stuff and one day you might just make me proud enough to make you a man. :yes:

Anyways, I don't see how awesome this thread is with everyone saying "OMG!!1!111 EPIC THREADS EVA!" :/ It was awesome that he ate it and stuff, but I don't see this thread being THAT funny. There has been way funnier things. :/

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