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[Subject Delta]

Did it escape the commentator's notice that the ball wasn't thrown anywhere near another united player :laugh:

If he wanted to save time, he would have wasted it seeing how far it was away from anyone

[Martyn]

It looks like the whole world is cracking up.

[Subject Delta]

The ferguson one is strange, but the ronaldo one is funny :laugh:

[Shibby]

Whats not to get about the Fergy one? It's a bunch of bees and he's running away from them...

[Subject Delta]

I get it, its just a bit strange :p

[mail]

It's alright liverpool fans party away your lack of trophies 3 years in a row. :p

[Subject Delta]

That's the best response you can come up with?

The word lame was invented for this very purpose :laugh:

Here is the *real* spirit of man united

[Rappy Veteran]

Who needs the Paramount Channel when you got this thread :p

[gregb0b]

I laughed at the liverfail video hahahahahahahha

[Martyn]

That was a terrible response mail :rofl:

[Rappy Veteran]

I had a chuckle at this, I will now be put on Martyns hit list :p

[deuz]

lol touche rappy.... finally a good one.

[gregb0b]

damn Martyn has a list ;p

[Martyn]

A list? This isn't LOST gregb0b :p

[Kralik]

:D

[Subject Delta]

I laughed at the liverfail video hahahahahahahha

Liverfail... That's the best you can come up with? Sad!

From a birthday card I once saw in a shop:

The collective noun for a group of fish is a shoal

The collective noun for a group of birds is a flock

The collective noun for a group of idiots is the Manchester United Supporter's Club

Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."

Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.

[Martyn]

Ahhhh :)

[Rappy Veteran]

ahhh those flags again :rofl:

[Green_Eye]

Police found a dead body believed to be a male dressed up in drag wearing lipstick, a Chelsea FC jersey and a dildo up his arse. Police then removed the Chelsea jersey to save the deceased from embarrassment.

Source :

[Martyn]

Always liked this one...

YEAH?

[Subject Delta]

:laugh: just the laugh I needed before heading off to work, thanks guys

[+Audioboxer Subscriber²]

That's better, you Liverpool and Chelsea fans should fight it out amongst yourself, we won the league, we don't care :rofl:

I'm praying so badly Newcastle don't go down :( :( :( Man Utd need to pummel Hull and Newcastle need to draw (is their goal difference better than Hull?)/win

[Subject Delta]

IMO, That isn't likely. My guess is United will field a weakened team to allow their players rest for the CL final.

[User6060]

IMO, That isn't likely. My guess is United will field a weakened team to allow their players rest for the CL final.

hull will applaud a second rate squad for winning the EPL with everyone who matters on the bench :p

[Rappy Veteran]

IMO, That isn't likely. My guess is United will field a weakened team to allow their players rest for the CL final.

I heard today that Boro and Hull could sue Utd if they do that