NeoBytes :) Conan O'Brien searches for the "happy" ending in "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt"

NeoBytes :) is an occasional feature that takes a step back from the big headlines, to take a look at what else is happening in the vast, scary expanse of the tech world - often with a cynical eye, always with a dose of humour.

Comedian Conan O'Brien often explores upcoming videogame titles on his "Clueless Gamer" segment where he tends to inject a bit of humor in his playthroughs. This week he dives into the upcoming title by CD Projekt RED, "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt", which is due on the Xbox One, PS4 and PC on May 19th.

Role-playing games often attempt to immerse players in a majestic world of fantasy. After the sultry introduction of the main characters love interest, Yennefer (that's not a typo), it's clear that O'Brien is ready and invested into the fantasy that is "The Witcher". During his questing and exploration, it's evident that O'Brien could care less about the actual questing and battles, he has an underlying motive, one that he makes very clear when he exclaims that he "wants an erotic adventure". O'Brien is now looking for a digital sexual experience.

With heavy persistence, O'Brien is able to battle his way to Yennifer. In the final moments of the segment, he is able to finally carry out his fantasy by laying with his fair maiden. Perhaps, what makes this moment even more grand is that it all occurs on top of a white unicorn. It's clear that CD Projekt RED might have outdone themselves with this one scene and that they are confidently pushing the envelope in the third installment in "The Witcher" series.

"The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt" will be available on the Xbox One, PS4 and PC on May 19th.

Source: Team CoCo

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